Disillusioned American millennial proudly declares himself ‘a citizen of the world’


ATLANTA – Local American millennial Jimmy Easton, after inwardly struggling with the outcome of last week’s presidential election, has proudly declared himself to his friends, family, and social media followers as “a citizen of the world,” our sources confirmed.

“What are national boundaries anyway, but arbitrary, human-constructed lines?” Easton wrote.

“All differences between us as people are imagined. I am not ‘American’. I am simply a part of humanity, the humanity that collectively makes this beautiful planet what it is. A citizen of the world.”

No word yet as to if Easton plans on backing his words with action by renouncing his U.S. citizenship.

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