That douche Chad finally added to U.S. travel ban


WASHINGTON – Chad – whose name really just about says it all – has finally been added to the list of countries whose citizens are banned from visiting the United States.

Chad – always one of the biggest and burliest of his peers and definitely up to no good – was added to the travel ban list by President Donald Trump earlier this week.

While the move was seen as controversial by some (Chad definitely has his crew of douchehounds supporting him), Chad always seems to be hanging around the wrong crowd and, though it may never be seen firsthand, is probably doing some shady things.

Chad has reportedly gotten defensive about the ban, saying no wrongdoing has been done and asking Donald Trump what his problem is.

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