American slyly hiding passport as though everyone out to steal it



BERLIN – Under the assumption that the cunning foreigners around him sought to get to America, or become an American, any way they possibly could, U.S. citizen Jeffrey Walters kept his passport under firm grip today while in Berlin’s Schönefeld airport, sources say.

When presenting it to security to board a plane, Walters slyly kept it under the cover of his jacket until the very last moment. He then quickly hid it again, making sure not to speak so no one would decipher his American accent.

Walters reportedly breathed a sigh of relief when he arrived through customs back home, he and his passport in the clear.

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