Putin planning next political assassination with enjoyment of planning next weekend getaway

MOSCOW – Russian President Vladimir Putin is planning his next political assassination with the joy one might have when planning their next weekend getaway, sources say.

Putin reportedly cracked a smile Monday when thinking about how the next opposition leader on his hit list would be taken down with an AK-47 in broad daylight, similar to how one might smile while dreaming of soaking in the bright Sochi sun at a villa next weekend.

Putin was reportedly distracted by his daydreams during a Kremlin meeting, asking one advisor to repeat himself.

“What did you say?” Putin asked while chuckling to himself, thinking about how just a word to a member of his security team could mean death for one of the many Russians who vocally oppose him.

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