Report: All tourists at Trevi fountain wishing world floods gelato


ROME – A new report by the USIFDT confirms that all tourists wishing a wish at Trevi fountain wish for the world to flood gelato.

The report details how 100% of tourists dream about and long for the earth to be covered in rich, creamy chocolate gelato. If belief of, or in response to, the wish, 90% of tourists reportedly ate gelato immediately after visiting Trevi fountain.

The report went on to detail tourists’ creative descriptions of how the earth would come to be filled with gelato – some asserted it would come from the heavens, others insisted it would come from Trevi fountain itself. All agreed, however, that this wish of gelato covering the lands and the seas for us all to enjoy come true.



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