Fifth-grader a fucking know-it-all with countries, capitals

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HOUSTON – After a few months in geography class, local fifth-grader Amy Thompson has become an annoying little shit in regards to naming countries and capitals, friends and relatives say.

“What’s the capital of Liberia? Oh, you don’t know? It’s Monrovia, duh!” Thompson was heard saying to her older brother.

“Hey dad I’ll challenge you,” Thompson reportedly said. “What’s the capital of Costa Rica?”

“I don’t know,” her father said.

“San Jose!” Amy exclaimed. “How do you not know that? Costa Rica is only a few hundred miles away!”

Amy’s father reportedly shook his head, biting his tongue, and decided to wait for this latest phase of his daughter’s life to pass, just like the others.

Friends and relatives agree they don’t know when that next phase in Amy’s life will begin. 

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