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Mexican cartel pledges to make Trump pay for planned tunnels

CULIACAN, SINALOA – Ismael Zambada García, head of the Sinoala Cartel, said Monday that planned tunnels from Mexico to the United States to traffic drugs and other illegal goods will be paid for by Donald Trump. “All of our future tunnels will be p... More »

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Westerners flock to Mosul to join ISIS historical tours

MOSUL, IRAQ – Westerners from the United Kingdom to the United States have flocked to Mosul the last few weeks to join Islamic State historical tours, numerous reports have confirmed. With the terrorist organization having been driven from the city in re... More »

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Felled statue of Lenin embalmed 

MOSCOW – A fallen statue of former Russian leader Vladimir Lenin was embalmed and put on display in Red Square on Monday, Reuters is reporting. The statue, having fallen in a small town in Ukraine and returned to Moscow by citizens loyal to the Russian g... More »

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Presidential protest leads to change of citizenry

ASHGABAT, TURKMENISTAN – A fifteenth-consecutive day of protest by President Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow has led to an announcement from the citizens of Turkenmenistan that they will step down and no longer be the people of the country, local news outlets ... More »

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Americans across the country protest North Korea travel ban

WASHINGTON — American citizens gathered in cities across the country today to protest a new travel ban by the U.S. government that will not allow holders of U.S. passports to travel to North Korea. Numerous reports suggest crowds in the tens of thousands... More »